As a teenage lesbian (or realistically you say you are bi for absolutely no reason as if you have ever liked a man??) there is this "peer pressure" to watch all of the lesbian movies ever made or else you will lose your lesbian license. The term is in quotes due to the fact that I couldn't tell you it was for sure an outside influence - maybe it is just your own brain because you are on tumblr too much. And then you end up watching some stupid ass movies that I'm gonna talk about.
2018's bad movie is Below Her Mouth. A movie that I cannot BELIEVE was not written by a man because it really feels like it? It is an hour and a half of knockoff Kristen Stewart and some mom being in the porn-matrix. A true product of its time, which was a time when everyone suddenly decided that Ruby Rose was super duper hot, and Retrica filters were abundant. You watch this because you are like 16 and have no idea about anything.
Ammonite is so ass that I almost don't even feel like commenting on it. Their chemistry is so awkward and uncomforatble it feels like walking back to your seat after bowling (regardless of the outcome).I honestly don't know how they fucked this casting up that bad and I didn't expect Saroisrs to be this bad at being gay??? The fuck.
There is a movie that like no one has seen and I don't even know how or why I watched it. It is called You Can Live Forever. The main conflict is lesbianism and the other conflict is being a Jehova's Witness. I didn't see that coming either, and I find it funny that 1. It is not the main conflict. My memory tells me that they even go door knocking at some point and I don't want to google it to confirm in case I remember wrong. I want to think they go on a door knocking date. 2. This movie has like 1-2 sex scenes? Or kind-of-sex scenes, the kind that only lesbian movies can achieve (more on that later). And those sex scenes are somehow less uncomfortable than most of the rest of the film. Anyways can't recommend or criticize I just like being able to say that I've watched a Jehova's Witness Lesbian Film.
It's 2026. Every trendy coffee shop in a big city and every third reel you see has an advertisement for Bearcave. Sadly the one week Cinobo premium has ran out for you and each and every one of your friends and you sleep every day in fear that if you don't find an outdoor screening soon, you will get disqualified from next year's Fasaiolympics.